My dad was brought up on this Jet Li superhero bullshit, and I was stuck with Pokemon. No wonder there is a generational gap in attitudes. I need to like.. go forge some woks and fight an army of corrupt jerks to right wrongs or something.
1. Have your opinion sandwiched between Adam "Nakedbro" Ferrier and Duncan "Droga5bro" Marshall. It's like throwing a piglet into a herd of wolves, surrounded by elephants with tusks that shoot bees out.
2. Forget to shave, shower and have a haircut on the day you need to send off your "professional" photo. Waiting for the day Glamour Shots by Deb has another 75% off sale.